Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Will this angry reviewer please go away? The Blockbusterbuster BUSTED!

Please,someone just make it stop. I am sick,and tired of hearing people that are trying to make a living,by becoming "reviewers"and man is that term used loosely.
Seriously there are people out there that still think that,it's a good idea to say things while "reviewing"(get used to me using the term reviewer in quotes) like "rage building".
Like this young man.
THIS IS MY "ANGRY" FACE
Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the "blockbuster buster".
Ever wonder what would happen if the Nostalgia Critic,and the AVGN were brothers, and decided to fornicate without the use of a condom...this is what you would get.
It's an odd fusion really,I mean he doesn't really clone his antics from only one of the 2 most popular internet personalities,but from both.
Every movie he has "reviewed" all end the same way.He acts normal,then comes across the movie in question and,then proceeds to act like a five year old that is in the middle of a tantrum, because mommy or daddy wouldn't buy him his favorite toy.
The shit gets old real quick,and REAL FAST!
The only thing that sets him apart form other "reviewers"is that when he does his "reviews" instead of sitting in one position,he has a tendency of walking into the shot,or leaning on furniture. So...does he wanna be a reporter or something.
Oh! The best part, he E-BEGS!
GIVE ME MONEY!!!
Yes, he does well, he did it once. he actually offered to send YOU the viewer, a dvd that he destroyed (because no one does that anymore) with the donation of $150 or more. Good luck finding the video,because he took it down.
It was bad enough that TGWTG picked up the Amazing Atheist,and lanipator (both have
e-begged in the past). Well, TGWTG has dropped the Atheist,but Lanipator is still on there.
Don't get me started on his mellow-dramatic video that EROD did where he made the bold statement "hey guys,just to let you know,I find out today whether or not I'll be doing blockbusterbuster videos ever again." So...what happened? Did you get a real job-not wait,were you forced to get a real job?
In conclusion,garbage like this will never really go away. It will continue to inspire the uninspired...Something I once had so much fun watching is slowly dwindling down to
an "OW MY BALLS!" setting.
To the people at channel awesome,please just stop! Focus on making the acts you already have better-no,smarter! Instead of dumbing down the I.Q. of your average viewer.
I mean,by the comments they all leave aren't they stupid enough?
Thank you for your time,
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